Arrr! Notre Dame be sinkin' the Navy's ship o' perfection with a mighty blowout, matey! What a jolly jest!
2024-10-26
Arrr! The Notre Dame scallywags be provin' their lone misstep be naught but a trick of the seas, as they bested the undefeated Navy barnacles on Saturday! Aye, they be fightin’ like true buccaneers, with nary a scratch on their fine reputation! Yo ho, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' gridiron glory as the Notre Dame Fighting Irish be raisin’ their sails high after a dire squall a few weeks back when they found themselves marooned by the Northern Illinois scallywags! But lo and behold, on a fateful Saturday, they sailed into the MetLife Stadium and laid waste to the Navy Midshipmen, settin’ the score at a resounding 51-14!With the winds at their backs, the Irish be plunderin’ six turnovers from the Navy crew, and our trusty running back, Jeremiyah Love, be takin’ to the seas with a glorious 102 yards and two touchdowns to his name. Aye, the Midshipmen be feelin’ the sting of defeat for the first time this season!
Coach Marcus Freeman shouted, “We be plus-6 in turnovers, mateys!” as if he’d just found a treasure chest o’ gold! Love’s swift legs carried him to a splendid 64-yard treasure run, puttin’ Notre Dame in the lead. Quarterback Riley Leonard be throwin’ and runnin’, addin’ his own bounty with two touchdowns as they sailed into halftime with a mighty 31-7 lead!
As the dust settled, the Irish now be standin’ tall at 7-1, while the Navy be driftin’ to a 6-1 record. Aye, what a merry tale of triumph on the high seas of college football! Arrr!