Arrr, Elon Musk, foe o' free seas, started his tale o' fortune breakin' the law like a true scallywag!
2024-10-27
Avast, me hearties! Before Elon Musk became a right jolly donor for Trump’s brig, he plundered the U.S. shores illegally, tossin’ aside his studies like a sailor tosses a moldy biscuit! Aye, ‘tis a tale told by shipmates and court scrolls, as reported by the scallywags at The Washington Post!
Arrr matey, gather 'round and let me spin ye a yarn of a scallywag named Elon Musk, who hails from the far-off shores of South Africa! This landlubber, long before he filled the coffers of the grand Donald Trump, was a rogue of the highest order, workin’ unlawfully on the high seas of American enterprise!Ye see, our Elon, after castin’ aside his tedious studies in the land of California, set sail on his entrepreneurial voyage, plunderin’ opportunities aplenty as he charted his course through the wild waters of business. But lo and behold! His early days were not without their share of trouble, as the records and whispers from former shipmates reveal that he was treading the murky waters of illegality!
With court documents and tales from yonder crew, it seems this swashbuckler was no ordinary land shark; he be a crafty buccaneer in the world of commerce, settin’ the sails for future riches and fame. So, raise yer tankards and toast to Elon, the pirate of innovation, who sailed from dark waters to become a mighty captain of industry! Arrr, the seas be filled with tales of such rascals!