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Arrr! Prince William be spillin' the beans 'bout his scallywag brother Harry, reminiscing 'bout their rascally youth! Ha!

2024-10-27

Arrr, matey! Prince William be spillin' the beans 'bout his wayward brother, Harry, in a jolly film! He be recallin' how their dear mum, Princess Diana, dragged 'em to a shelter for scallywags when they were naught but wee seadogs! Blimey, what a tale of heart and mischief!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale o' two royal lads, Prince William and his scallywag brother Harry, who be sailin' through stormy seas o' family squabbles. In a new documentary, William be reminiscin' 'bout a time when they be but wee lads, cruisin' with their mum, the late Princess Diana, to a place called The Passage, a refuge fer the downtrodden.

William be recallin' how he felt like a landlubber, all jittery-like, as they approached the charity. But lo and behold! Diana's charm turned the sorrowful scene into a merry jolly. The lads, lookin' dapper in their casual garb, were caught smilin' like treasure hunters at a booty reveal!

Alas, the seas be not so calm now between the brothers, what with Harry settin' sail to the sunny shores of California and spillin' secrets that be rattlin' the royal hull. They be avoidin' each other like barnacles on a leaky ship at family gatherings and even missed share a word since their dear grandmother's passing!

So, there ye have it! A tale of brotherly love lost amidst the tempest o' royal duties and modern-day squabbles. Mayhap one day they’ll find their way back to calmer waters and share a tankard o' grog once more!

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