Arrr! Lizzo be sportin' an Ozempic getup, inspired by that scallywag 'South Park', after tossin' aside the rumors!
2024-10-27
Arrr, matey! Lizzo be donning a jolly Ozempic garb this All Hallows' Eve, takin' a merry jab at them scallywags of "South Park" who lampooned her earlier this year. Aye, she be makin’ waves like a ship in a storm! Ha-ha!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round, fer I be havin' a jolly tale to spin 'bout the fair lass Lizzo, who dressed up fit to burst as a comical Ozempic-themed wench fer Halloween! Aye, she took to the seas of Instagram to flaunt a costume that be nothin' more than a red 'n white package of a fictitious weight-loss potion called Lizzo, with a yellow tape snug 'round her waist like a pirate's belt!This scallywag, known as Melissa Viviane Jefferson, be takin' a jibe at the mockery made of her by the rascally "South Park" crew earlier this year. She captioned her merry jestin', "LizzOzempic dump," and shared snaps of herself posin' with a faux pizza while next to a mate dressed as the infamous Eric Cartman. Aye, and what a sight it was!
With a wink 'n a grin, she tossed in a faux ad for her weight-loss potion, claimin', "Lose guilt. Gain confidence!" with a cheeky warning—"Side effects may include a smile!" Lizzo be takin' the jests in stride, sayin' she’s the very essence of self-love and not givin’ a hoot about weight. So, raise yer tankards to this merry maiden, who shows us how to dance like no one be watchin’ and eat like a king, all with a hearty laugh! Arrr!