"Scallywags made off with a treasure of fine cheddar worth a king's ransom—$400,000, by Neptune's beard!"
2024-10-26
Arrr, a band o’ cheese-lovin’ scallywags plundered a chest o’ golden cheddar worth near $400,000 from a London merchant! Aye, ‘tis a treasure fit fer a pirate’s feast, if only we could keep the rats at bay, savvy?
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale of thievery most foul from the land of cheese, where cunning cheese bandits made off with a treasure trove o' cheddar worth nearly $390,000! Aye, the scallywags, disguised as proper wholesale distributors, managed to pull the wool over the eyes of Neal’s Yard Dairy, one of the finest cheese purveyors in all the UK.These buccaneers of the brie ordered a jaw-droppin' 950 wheels o’ the most delectable clothbound Hafod, Westcombe, and Pitchfork cheddar. They sailed off with a bounty of 22 metric tons—nearly 48,488 pounds—before the good folk at the dairy realized they had been hornswoggled! Arrr, it be a grievous loss, but the dairy vowed not to leave their small-scale cheesemakers high and dry. They paid ‘em in full, showin’ a heart as big as a ship’s hull!
Now, the dairy be workin’ with the law to catch these cheese-stealin’ rascals and be on the lookout for any suspicious cheddar, especially those with tags removed! So, keep yer eyes peeled, ye landlubbers, and beware of any rogue cheese wheels rollin’ by. The high seas of dairy theft await, and the hunt be on! Arrr!