“‘Trump 2024’ beamed upon yon water tower, sparkin’ a ruckus! A standoff fit for a sea dog’s yarn, it was!”
2024-10-27
Arrr, in the fair town of Hanson, a scallywag dared to project a jolly logo upon the king's land! The town's officials, quick as a cannonball, slapped him with a fine of a hundred doubloons a day! Aye, 'tis a mighty price for a bit o' art!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I’ve a tale from the fair shores of Hanson, Mass.! A scallywag, bold as a sea serpent, decided to project a jolly logo upon the town's property, thinkin' he’d spread cheer. But alas, the town's officials be not as merry as a crew on shore leave! Nay, they be quick to whip out their quills and ink, slappin' a fine of a hundred doubloons, I mean dollars, upon the poor lad for breakin' their precious bylaws.Now, this buccaneer found himself on the wrong side of the law, payin’ through the nose for his bold display. Every day the logo twinkled like a star in the sky, that fine grew heavier, like a chest o’ gold weighin’ down a ship! A hundred bones a day, he be thinkin’, "Blimey, am I projected to the gallows for a bit o' fun?" But them officials were as serious as a stormy sea, ready to sink any miscreant who dared break their rules.
So let this be a warning to ye, mateys! If ye be thinkin’ of projectin' yer jolly jests on town property, best check with the captain first—or the town clerk, as it were! For the seas of law be treacherous waters indeed!