Arrr! Trump’s parley during the Bengals-Eagles clash be takin’ jabs at Biden-Harris—shiver me timbers, it be a riot!
2024-10-27
Arrr, matey! Donald Trump 'n' that scallywag JD Vance be launchin' a new campaign treasure map right in the middle o' the gridiron clash 'twixt them Bengals and Eagles on Sunday! Hoist the sails of politics, 'tis sure to be a ruckus fit for a captain!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer word be afloat that a new ad fer the scallywag Donald Trump and his trusty mate, JD Vance, be settin' sail durin' the grand clash of the Philadelphia Eagles and Cincinnati Bengals this Sunday! Aye, the game be takin' place at the illustrious Paycor Stadium, where the winds o' battle be blowin' fierce in the key territories of Ohio and Pennsylvania.In this here ad, the ol' Captain Trump be drawin' a sharp cutlass between his reign and the current crew led by Biden and Harris, takin' aim at the stormy skies of inflation and a mighty tide of migrants crossin' the border like they own the place. "We be makin' America great again – greater than ever before!" he bellows, as if callin' all hands on deck!
The ad be also hostin' an array o' swashbucklin' characters like UFC captain Dana White, the fierce Tulsi Gabbard, and the famous Amber Rose, all singin' praises of their Captain. They be claimin' he’s riskin’ life and limb fer the love of this fair land.
So get yer grog ready, fer this grand campaign be hittin' the airwaves in the third quarter, while Trump be blitzin' stadiums like a true buccaneer as Election Day draws nigh! Arrr!