Arrr, Lindsey Graham be swingin’ his cutlass at John Kelly’s ‘fascist’ jab, callin’ it naught but a desperate parley!
2024-10-27
Arrr, Senator Graham be spoutin' on Sunday that John Kelly's "fascist" jab at Trump be the last gasp o' the Harris crew, with the wind in the election sails blowin' fierce! He claims Kelly's just a landlubber thrashin' about, callin' Trump a dictator like a scallywag lost at sea!
Arrr mateys! It be a fine day fer the high seas of politics, where Sen. Lindsey Graham, a scallywag from South Carolina, be weighin' anchor on the words of John Kelly, the former chief of staff to that ol' sea dog, Donald Trump. On the morn of Sunday, Graham spake on ABC’s "This Week," likin' Kelly's comment about Trump bein' a "fascist" to a desperate cry from the Harris campaign as they edge closer to the fateful day of election. Aye, with nary a week left, it seems the winds be blowin' against 'em!In the midst of it all, Kelly had the audacity to declare that Trump fits the "general definition of a fascist," suggestin' he’d rule with an iron fist if given the chance! Graham, with a hearty chuckle, dismissed it all as a sign of panic from the rival crew, sayin' it be a sign of weakness rather than strength. With a grin, he be callin' out the drama of it all, as if it be a grand adventure on the high seas, filled with betrayals and mutinies!
So hoist the sails and prepare for the storm, for the political waters be as tumultuous as ever, and who knows what treasure—or trouble—awaits the wayward sailors come election day!