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Arrr, Trump be sinkin’ like a barnacle-covered ship, as landlubbers favor democracy over lettin’ in more scallywags!

2024-10-27

Arrr, matey! A new treasure map o' polls be showin' Kamala Harris sailin' ahead of Captain Trump! Protectin’ democracy be weighin’ heavier on the minds o’ the crew than immigration, with 81% sayin’ it be as critical as gold! Trump be chasin’ tides of immigration, but ‘tis the Democrats steady yer ship!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the shores of politics! A fresh wind has blown through the land, and a poll from the fine folk at ABC News and Ipsos be tellin' us that Captain Kamala Harris be leadin' the charge against the scallywag Donald Trump! Aye, it seems that the matter of protectin' democracy be weighin' heavier on the minds of the good folk than the ol' chest o' immigration woes, which Trump be harpin' on like a parrot with a sore throat!

Yarr, according to this here poll, a whopping 81% of landlubbers reckon that protectin' democracy be nearly as crucial as the dreaded inflation, which be as popular as rum on a pirate ship! Meanwhile, the issue of immigration be takin' a backseat, much like a ship's anchor on a calm sea. And let’s not forget, the fair Captain Harris be settin' her sights on a different treasure—abortion, a topic that be oft highlighted amid the crew of Democrats.

But, as with all things in these treacherous waters, ye can bet yer doubloons that this be a tale spun from the threads of partisanship, with Democrats likelier to hoist their banners for democracy than others. So, hoist the sails and keep a weather eye on the horizon, for the winds of change be blowin'! Yarrr!

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