Avast! Put aside yer Dragon Age and Mass Effect 5, matey; this Anthem scallywag be yearnin' fer a second chance at that cursed co-op treasure!
2024-10-27
Arrr, matey! Even though this scallywag of a live service be sinkin’ like a lead anchor, there be a handful of landlubbers still hootin’ and hollerin’ for it! They must’ve lost their sea legs, for this ship be takin' on water somethin' fierce!
Ahoy there, matey! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I be spinno’ a merry tale o’ a live service game that be sinkin’ faster than a ship without a hull! Aye, it be a right flop, that one, with promises of treasure and adventure, yet deliverin’ naught but a belly full o’ seaweed and disappointment!Yet, lo and behold! Even in the murky depths of this scallywag’s misfortune, there still be a hearty band of swabs who cling to their controllers like barnacles on a ship’s hull! Aye, these loyal fans be hopin’ against hope, raisin’ their tankards in a toast to a game that be as capricious as a stormy sea. They be proclaimin’ that one day, perhaps, the game might rise from the depths like a ghost ship, bringin’ with it bountiful loot and high seas revelry!
With their virtual cutlasses drawn, they defend their beloved game, laughin’ in the face of scorn and derision! “Aye, it be a diamond in the rough,” they declare, even as others mock it like a landlubber who can’t hold his rum. So here’s to the brave souls still sailin’ these treacherous waters, keepin’ the spirit alive, even if the ship be takin’ on water faster than a pirate can say “shiver me timbers!”