Arrr, Liz Cheney be callin' Trump a scallywag, sayin' women o' all colors be rallyin' 'round Harris like treasure!
2024-10-27
Arrr! Liz Cheney, that fiery wench, be callin’ Trump an “unstable scallywag” and “depraved landlubber” on the telly! Blimey! Seems the captain of that ship be sailin’ in stormy waters! Avast, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the tumultuous seas of politics! Former Rep. Liz Cheney, a fair lass no longer sailing with the Trump crew, has thrown her lot in with Vice President Kamala Harris for the coming battle of 2024. During a raucous parley on CNN, she declared the former captain of their ship, Donald Trump, as "unstable," "depraved," and "cruel," a scallywag of the highest order!Cheney, a pro-life lass, raised her voice against the treacherous waves of new laws that have left women stranded, unable to seek "life-saving care." She be claimin' that even the bravest of physicians be quakin' in their boots, unsure if they be breaking any laws. In a twist of fate, she rallied both pro-life and pro-choice wenches to stand behind Harris, lest they find themselves in perilous waters!
But hold yer horses! Trump, with his mighty tongue, hath fired back, nicknaming Cheney "Crazed Warhawk," a title that would make any pirate blush! Yet Cheney, undeterred, believes millions of Republicans will heed her call to "vote your conscience," a compass guiding 'em away from Trump’s chaotic seas. So, as the political storm brews, keep yer spyglasses fixed on this high-seas drama, me hearties!