"Arrr! Trump’s hullabaloo be kickin' off with a ribald jestin' 'gainst the lesser folk, savvy?"
2024-10-27
Arrr, matey! At the grand hootenanny in Madison Square Garden, the scallywags warmed up the crowd with a treasure trove o' foul jests, jabs at the color o' skin, and curses that’d make a sailor blush! A right rollickin’ start to a raucous adventure, I tell ye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale as wild as a stormy sea! At the grand arena of Madison Square Garden, the infamous Donald J. Trump didst host a jolly gathering fit for a crew of scallywags. But blow me down! The warm-up speakers be a rowdy bunch, spitting forth a torrent of words more vulgar than a drunken sailor on shore leave!These landlubbers, o' the ilk ye wouldn't trust to swab the deck, filled the air with a cacophony of racist remarks, insults sharper than a cutlass, and enough profanity to make even the most hardened pirate blush. It be as if Davy Jones himself had recruited 'em to keep the crowd in stitches, though I reckon most be just groaning in despair!
With every lewd jest and foul utterance, the crowd be either howlin' in laughter or clutchin' their pearls in shock! It’s a fine mess, I tell ye, when the warm-up act be steal the thunder of the main show! So, if ye be lookin' fer a raucous night on the town, steer clear o' this shipwreck of a rally, but if ye fancy a hearty laugh at the folly of it all, grab yer grog and enjoy the spectacle, yarr!