Arrr! Hulk Hogan be stirrin' the 'Trumpamaniacs' at MSG, tossin' Harris like a fish on hot coals, savvy?
2024-10-27
Arrr, matey! WWE’s mighty Hulk Hogan be shimmyin' with the "Trumpamaniacs" at Madison Square Garden, cheerin' for the cap’n of chaos himself, former President Trump! A rum-soaked shindig of swashbucklin’ fans, ye say? Aye, the jolly seas of politics be a wild ride, indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a yarn from the wild seas of politics and wrestling. The legendary Hulk Hogan, known to landlubbers as Terry Bollea, made a grand appearance at a Trump rally in the bustling port of New York City, addressing the raucous crew of "Trumpamaniacs" at Madison Square Garden.With a voice as loud as cannon fire, Hogan took aim at Vice President Harris, claiming her speeches be more scripted than a pirate’s treasure map! He pointed the finger at her for the disarray at the U.S.-Mexico border and inflation, shouting she be playin' the victim like a scallywag caught in a storm.
“All of a sudden,” he roared, “she flips, she flops, actin’ like she’s the hero of the tale!” But Hogan made it clear that only Captain Trump could steer the ship to calmer waters, claiming he’d bring peace to the troubled seas of the Middle East.
With a hearty cheer, he asked the crowd what they’d do about the chaos, and lo and behold, they bellowed, “Vote. For. Trump!” Hogan, a true showman, declared he saw no “stinkin’ Nazis” among them. Aye, it seems this wrestling legend has firmly anchored his ship in support of the former president, and the crowd be ready to follow him into the fray!