Arrr, matey! That swingin’ county be drownin’ in a sea o’ scallywag voter scrawlings, thousands of 'em! Avast!
2024-10-27
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o' Lancaster be stirrin' the pot, as they spy 2,500 suspect voter scrolls! Last-minute delivery to meet the deadline, aye, but the District Attorney be sayin’ 60% of ‘em be as fishy as a three-week-old catch! Avast, what treachery be afoot?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of electioneering mischief from the land lubbers of Lancaster County! It be reported that a hoard o’ 2,500 voter applications be found, and the wise officials reckon they be as fraudulent as a pirate's promise of no plunderin'. Yarr!