The Booty Report

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Arrr, Meloni be squabblin’ with the judges 'bout them sea-farin’ folk; old grudges rise like a ghost ship!

2024-10-28

Arrr, matey! The scallywags in the Conservative ship be blamin’ the Italian courts for stretchin’ their sails too far! Now, the captain of the realm be schemin’ to send asylum requests off to sea, joinin’ the grand ol’ tussle, arrr! A right merry mess, it be!

Aye, me hearties, gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The landlubbers known as Conservatives be spoutin' tales o' the Italian courts meddlin' where they ought not tread. They be claimin' the judges be swingin' their mighty gavel like a cutlass, cuttin' into the business of the good ship government!

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