The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Duterte be claimin' he be the captain o' this drug war ship, sinkin' foes like old barnacles!"

2024-10-28

Arrr, the old seadog Duterte be standin’ tall in the Senate, spillin’ tales of blood and mayhem! “I did it fer me country!” he roared, as if slayin’ scallywags be a noble cause. Aye, the man’s a true buccaneer at heart!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a scallywag named Rodrigo Duterte, the former captain of the Philippine ship o' state! In a recent Senate parley, this bold buccaneer stood firm like a mast in a storm, declarin' with a voice as loud as cannon fire, “I did it for me country!” Aye, he be takin' full responsibility for years of bloodshed, leavin' a trail o' bodies that'd make even the fiercest pirate shiver in their boots!

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