The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! That MacBook Pro be a fine Halloween booty, lest the CPU goblins be pullin' a trick!

2024-10-28

Arrr, matey! Word on the high seas be that Apple’s magic boxes with M4 treasures be ready to dazzle the crew! The 14-inch MacBook Pro be lookin' to snag some shiny upgrades, aye! Set yer sails for a tech adventure, ye scallywags!

Arrr, matey! That MacBook Pro be a fine Halloween booty, lest the CPU goblins be pullin' a trick!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I regale ye with tales of Apple’s treasure trove of new Macs set to sail upon the high seas of technology! Just last week, the scallywags at Apple dropped a hint so heavy, it could sink a ship! Word be spreadin’ that new M4-totin’ contraptions be comin’ in swift succession, with the first launch breaching the surface today!

The illustrious Mark Gurman be spillin’ the beans on these M4 Macs in his latest nautical missive. Rumor has it that the entry-level MacBook Pro shall sport the mighty 10-core CPU, while lesser models may find themselves with a feeble 9-core spin. Fear not, for these low-end beauties might still boast a hearty 16GB of Unified Memory! Arrr, we be hopin’ the price be fairer than a pirate's share!

And it don’t stop there! A new iMac 24-inch is on the horizon, and the Mac mini be gettin’ a redesign tighter than a ship’s hold. With Apple’s eyes set on AI, these new gadgets promise to be swifter than a ship in full sail, makin’ the M3 look like a lumbering galleon! So batten down the hatches, savvy, for there be a bounty of new Macs comin’ our way! Aye, let the countdown begin!

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