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Arrr! The Heat's statue o' Dwyane Wade be mocked on the high seas o' social media: 'A wretched carving, matey!'

2024-10-28

Arrr! The Miami Heat be celebratin' Dwyane Wade with a grand statue outside the Kaseya Center, savvy? But lo! While No. 3 be chuffed, the scallywags o' social media be claimin' the likeness be more fishy than fair! Yarrr, a true treasure it be not!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye tales from the land of sportin' seas! The Miami Heat have unveiled a grand sculpture o' their legendary captain, Dwyane Wade, at the Kaseya Center, but alas, it be a sight to behold for all the wrong reasons! Arrr!

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