Arrr, matey! In the grand sea o’ college pigskin, who be the hearty buccaneers and scallywags o’ Week 9?
2024-10-28
Arrr, the grand ships of college footy sailed the weekend seas, but some scallywags wobbled like a drunken sailor! The mighty crews be doin’ their deeds, yet me heart can’t help but doubt their seaworthiness. Aye, 'tis a jolly sight for some, but for others, a right mess!
Arrr mateys! Week 9 of the college gridiron seas be upon us, and lo, there be no grand upheavals, just a bellyful o' shaky performances! The valiant ships o’ Ohio State and Texas weathered stormy quarterback seas to claim victories, while Kansas State barely bested Kansas, and SMU skated by Duke with nary a scratch!As the October sun sets, the battlefield for the College Football Playoff grows ever more treacherous! Now, let’s hoist the sails and unveil the tales of victors and scallywags!
Winners:
Texas A&M be stealin’ the show with a fierce comeback against LSU, now sittin’ proud atop the SEC standings! Colorado be dauntin’ foes with Deion Sanders at the helm, while Boise State keeps paddlin' toward glory! The Ducks o’ Oregon quack their way to triumph, and the Hurricanes o’ Miami be crushin’ Florida State like a pirate’s boot on a barnacle!
Losers:
Alas, Ohio State be wobblin’ like a ship in a storm, struggle they did, whilst Kentucky be sunkin' deeper into despair! LSU, once feared, now finds itself bobbin’ in the wake of defeat! Yarrr, the tides of college football be ever changin’, so keep yer cutlasses sharp and yer eyes peeled for more mischief ahead!