The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast, me hearties! The keeper of Agatha's tale just dashed yer Thanos dreams to Davy Jones' locker! Har har!

2024-10-28

Avast, me hearties! Thanos ain't sailin' to Agatha All Along, says the crafty showmaster Jac Schaeffer! So stow yer worries and raise a tankard, for this tale be free o' that purple scallywag! Yarrr, let the fun begin!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round the ship's lantern, for I bring ye tidings from the realm of the silver screen! It be said that the fearsome Thanos, that purple scallywag with a penchant for collectin' shiny trinkets, shan't be settin' sail for Agatha All Along, not in this fine twist of fate!

Our swashbucklin' show creator, Jac Schaeffer, be steerin' the ship clear of that grim-faced fiend, claimin’ he won’t be crashin’ the party in Agatha's whimsical waters. Aye, instead of battles against the Mad Titan, we be delvein' into the depths of witchery and mischief, where Agatha’s antics take the helm!

So, hoist the sails and raise a mug of grog, fer it seems this tale be more about spells and trickery than a cosmic showdown! Fear not, ye landlubbers, for the wily witch has her own tricks up her sleeve, and the antics be ripe for a hearty laugh!

With the loveable Agatha at the prow, we shan't be needin' no worryin' about that purple menace. Instead, let us feast on her capers, as we chart a course through her magical misadventures! Arrr, let the show go on, and may the winds of entertainment fill our sails!

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