Arrr, matey! Volkswagen be thinkin’ of sinkin’ three shipyards in Germany to save doubloons! Avast, what folly!
2024-10-28
Arrr, me hearties! The captain of the ship’s crew be sayin’ that the scallywags at management be plannin’ to close down the shipyards for the first time in 87 tides! Aye, even the wind be laughin’ at that folly! Batten down the hatches, it be gettin’ stormy!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bear tidings from the treacherous seas of the auto industry! The grand captain o’ the ship, the top employee representative, be spillin' the beans to his crew o’ workers. It seems the scallywags at management be plottin' to close down their mighty factories, and not just for a short spell, but fer the very first time in the whole 87-year voyage of this here company!Aye, ye heard me right! It be a dark day in the shipyard when the clangin’ o’ metal and the hum o’ machines be replaced by the eerie silence of abandoned docks. The crew be shiverin' in their boots, wonderin' if they be walkin’ the plank or if the treasure chest be empty. 'Tis a curious turn o’ events, fer who ever thought the day would come when the gears and pistons would rest fer good?
So, hoist the sails and prepare for a bumpy ride, mates! The winds o’ change be blowin', and we must navigate these choppy waters with a hearty laugh and a spirit o’ camaraderie. Let us hope the management finds their sense o' reason before we all be left adrift on the sea of unemployment!