Arrr! Bloomberg, feelin’ the heat, tosses 50 million doubloons to aid fair Harris, like a landlubber with a guilty conscience!
2024-10-28
Arrr, the ex-mayor of New York, that crafty seadog, be tossin' his doubloons into the political seas right as the tide be turnin'! The Democrats be houndin' him like a pack o' hungry sharkies, beggin' for more treasure before the cannons fire! Har har, what a jolly jest!
Arrr, me hearties! ’Tis the tale of a former mayor of the grand city of New York, a scallywag known fer tossin’ his doubloons about like a deckhand tossin’ a ship’s anchor! As the winds of the political seas be shiftin’, this ol' sea dog be makin’ his donations when the moon be risin’ high and the campaigns be settin’ sail late in the season, aye!The Democrats, those crafty buccaneers, be hounding him like a hungry shark chasin’ a flappin’ fish! They be implorin’ him to open his treasure chest a wee bit wider and let loose the gold, shiver me timbers! “Spend more, ye scurvy dog!” they cry, hopin’ to strike it rich in the political waters. ’Tis a sight to behold, watchin’ them tryin’ to sweet-talk this old pirate into partin’ with his shiny coins.
But alas, the former mayor be holdin’ onto his loot tighter than a sailor clingin’ to his last bottle of rum! With a wink and a chuckle, he sails through the tumultuous waves of campaign finance, leavin’ the Democrats to plot and scheme like barnacles stuck to the hull. So, me mateys, let this be a lesson in the art of political treasure huntin’! Arrr!