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Arrr, me hearties! Apple’s givin’ us a shiny USB-C mouse, but blow me down, it still charges upside down!

2024-10-28

Arrr, matey! The newfangled iMac be sportin’ a shiny USB-C Magic Mouse, all dressed up and prancin’ about. But alas! The scallywag still be havin’ a comical blunder that be unfit for a true pirate’s treasure map! Aye, what a jolly mess!


Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin’ ye news from the high seas of tech! The scallywags at Apple have unveiled a new shiny treasure, the iMac with an M4 chip, and along with it, a newfangled Magic Mouse, or so they say! Aye, this be good news, fer the Magic Mouse and Keyboard now sport USB-C ports, settin’ aside the cursed Lightning cable that had us all in a tizzy!

Ye see, with the world movin’ on from that dreaded cable, ye can now charge yer devices with the same USB-C cable ye use for yer iPhone and MacBook. Aye, it be a welcome change! But hold on to yer hats, fer here comes the bad news that’ll make ye scratch yer noggin'. The dastardly charging port remains on the bottom of the Magic Mouse! Arrr, how can a mouse be charg’d if it be tipped upside down? It be a design blunder that makes a pirate want to howl at the moon!

While other mice be prancing about with their charging ports on top, Apple continues to sail this stormy sea of folly. Come now, Apple! Admit yer misstep, and perhaps I shall not be callin’ ye landlubbers ever again! Yarrr!

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