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Arrr! Apple be unleashin’ a new iMac with M4 treasure—smart as a parrot, it be!

2024-10-28

Arrr, after a storm o' whispers and tales from landlubbers, Apple be spillin' the beans! Behold the M4 iMac, savvy with Apple Intelligence, like a parrot with a PhD! Now we can work smarter, not harder, mateys! Avast, tech treasures await!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the tech seas! The fine folk at Apple, after spillin' the beans and causin' quite a ruckus, have officially unveiled their latest treasure: the M4 iMac, a mighty vessel powered by the swashbucklin' M4 chip and the mystical Apple Intelligence, which be the first of its kind, aye!

This beauty be claimed to be "1.7 times faster" fer yer daily plunderin' and "2.1 times faster" for those heavy tasks like photo editin' and gamin', compared to the old M1 model. With a grand 24-inch 4.5K Retina display, new nano-texture glass, and a shiny 12MP Center Stage camera, it be lookin' sharper than a cutlass! And let's not forget the four Thunderbolt 4 ports, which be as bountiful as a pirate's loot!

Ye can snag this fine device for a starting price of $1,299 doubloons, which be cheaper than the last version! But if ye be wantin' the works, ye might part with up to $2,699 for the grand upgrade! Mark yer calendars, for this treasure sets sail on November 8, 2024. So, hoist the sails and prepare yer wallets, ye tech-savvy scallywags!

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