The Booty Report

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Arrr, Trevon Diggs be clashin’ swords with a landlubber scribe after the crew's defeat to the scurvy 49ers!

2024-10-28

Arrr! Trevon Diggs, the fierce sea dog of the Cowboys, found himself in a raucous squabble with a scurvy reporter after the crew’s ship sank to the 49ers. Blimey! A clash of words fiercer than a kraken’s wrath, matey!

Aye, mateys! Gather ye round as I regale ye with the tale of the beleaguered Dallas Cowboys, whose defense be as leaky as a ship with a thousand holes! Just the other day, they faced the fearsome San Francisco 49ers and walked the plank to a crushing defeat, 30-24, lettin’ in 21 points in a single quarter—ye could say they were thrown to the sharks!

Our scallywag defensive back, Trevon Diggs, be boilin’ with ire after the game. When a landlubber reporter dared to question his whereabouts whilst the crafty Brock Purdy tossed a long pass to the swashbucklin’ George Kittle, Diggs snapped like a cannon on the high seas! “Out of that whole play, that’s what ye got?” he blustered, clearly not in the mood for chit-chat about such nonsense.

In a jibe most foul, he retorted to the reporter, “We can talk about deez nuts!” Ah, the wit of a true pirate! With injuries plaguin’ the crew, including the likes of Micah Parsons and DeMarcus Lawrence, it’s clear the Cowboys be in troubled waters. With Diggs havin’ once been an All-Pro, it seems the glory days be as distant as a ship on the horizon!

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