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Arrr! Manchester United be tossin' Erik ten Hag overboard, and Ruud van Nistelrooy be steerin' the ship, savvy?

2024-10-28

Arrr, matey! Manchester United be tossin' Erik ten Hag overboard, after a season start as rough as a stormy sea! The mighty Red Devils be languishin’ in 14th place, like a ship lost in a fog. Shiver me timbers, what a jolly mess they be in!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the mighty Manchester United, a crew now adrift on the stormy seas of football! Just this past Monday, the captain of their ship, one Erik ten Hag, found himself cast overboard after a wretched start to the season! Aye, the 20-time champions be flounderin’ in the murky waters of 14th place, with no sign of the treasure they seek!

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