The Booty Report

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Arrr, Viktor Orban be settin' sail for Georgia, claimin’ Moscow be playin’ tricks with the ballot, savvy?

2024-10-28

Ahoy! Viktor Orban, that crafty sea dog from Hungary, sails to Georgia to toast their election, despite whispers o' Kremlin trickery! He'll parley with Irakli, the Georgian captain, who’s cozyin' up to Moscow like a scallywag! With 54% of the booty, the Georgian Dream crew be holdin’ strong! Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the curious tale of Viktor Orban, the Hungary lad with a penchant for Putin! This scallywag be settin' sail to Georgia, a land swathed in intrigue, to raise a mug o' grog and celebrate what some be callin' a rigged election, courtesy of the Kremlin's crafty hand. Aye, the landlubbers be sayin' the fix was in, keepin' Georgia tethered to the icy grip of Moscow!

Orban be meetin' with Irakli Kobakhidze, the Georgian captain of the ship, who be cozyin' up to the Russian bear, much to the chagrin of those dreamin' of joinin' the grand crew of the EU. The Georgian Dream party, helmed by a billionaire ol' sea dog named Bidzina Ivanishvili, clung to power with a hearty 54 percent of the booty—er, votes!

But beware, me mateys! The winds o' change blow ever fickle, and while they be celebratin' like a band of merry buccaneers, the whispers of discontent rumble like thunder on the horizon. Will Georgia ever break free from the grasp of the Kremlin? Only time will tell, but for now, raise yer tankards high and toast to this comical caper of political shenanigans!

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