Arrr! That Michigan matey be sayin' Trump’s got a mighty crew of Muslim buccaneers backin' him, aye!
2024-10-28
Arrr, matey! Rep. McClain be sayin’ that the good folk of Michigan be trustin’ ol' Trump more than Vice President Harris to steer the ship o' Middle East policy. At a ruckus with Trump, she claims the Muslim crew be wantin’ peace—aye, actions be shoutin' louder than a cannon!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fair lass named Rep. Lisa McClain from the land of Michigan! On a fine Sunday, she took to the high seas of the media, claimin' that the good folk of the Muslim community be trustin' none other than the former captain of the ship, President Trump, over the Vice President Harris, when it comes to navigatin’ the treacherous waters of Middle East policy.“Arrr, for the good people of Michigan,” she declared, “actions be speakin' louder than a cannon blast!” Just the day before, she was swabbin' the decks at a rally with Trump aboard, and she swore he be havin' a grand ol' crew of support from the Muslim community. Why, ye ask? 'Tis simple, me mateys—they be wantin’ peace in the Middle East, not a squall o' trouble!
So, with a wink and a nod, McClain be suggestin' that the winds of political fortune be favorin' the Donald, while ol’ Harris be gettin' the cold shoulder from these salty sea dogs. Aye, the seas may be stormy, but the compass of trust be pointin' toward Trump, at least in this fair port o' Michigan!