Arrr! Florida lass be ringin' 911 fer a slice, but finds herself in a swashbucklin' pickle with a scallywag!
2024-10-28
Avast, me hearties! Officials be spillin' the beans on a call to Davy Jones' hotline, where a fair lass summoned aid for a "pizza!" Turns out, she be seekin' rescue from a scurvy knave tryin' to make her walk the plank, not orderin' a pie! Arrr!
Arrr matey! Listen close to a tale of bravery on the high seas of suburban Florida. A damsel in distress found herself in the clutches of a scallywag, but fear not, for she had a cunning plan! When the villain tried to make her walk the plank, she rang up the 911 crew, but instead of shoutin’ for help, she slyly requested a pizza. "Aye, I be stuck in here!" she declared, makin’ the operator raise an eyebrow.“Ye know ye be callin’ 911, lass?” asked the dispatcher with a furrowed brow. “Aye, I be aware,” came her clever reply. With a wink and a nod, they triangulated her location, and off went the deputies like a gust o’ wind! They scoured the fernery, and lo and behold, they heard the cries of a lady in peril, trapped beneath the brute who turned from jolly to villainous after a taste of the devil's powder.
With a quick rescue, the brave crew of lawmen swooped in, and the lass cried, “Thank ye, Lord!” as she was freed from her would-be captor. The cad, one Luis Diego Hernandez-Moncayo, now finds himself locked away, charged with crimes fit for a pirate’s worst nightmare. Aye, what a tale of peril and pluck on the wild Florida seas!