Arrr! Musk be jabberin’ ’bout how Harris or he might meet Davy Jones early, what a scallywag's jest!
2024-10-28
Arrr, the gold-laden scallywag and his crew of coin-hungry buccaneers be spoutin' dark words 'bout the vice captain whilst hoistin' the sails for Cap'n Trump! Methinks they be more afraid of the storm than the sea itself! Har har, what a jolly rum-soaked jest!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring ye tidings of a scallywag billionaire and his ragtag band of political buccaneers! Aye, this treasure-laden rogue hath donned the mantle of a mighty captain, brandishin' his coin like a cutlass, all in support of the one and only former President Donald Trump, the most flamboyant sea captain to ever sail the political seas!But lo! What be this? The billionaire and his merry crew be spoutin' words as dark as a stormy night on the high seas, castin' a shadow on the poor vice president, as if he were a barnacle clingin' to the hull of a sinking ship! They be blowin' up a storm o' foreboding language, makin' it sound like the vice be up to no good—like he be schemin' with mermaids or plunderin' treasure without a map!
Yet, we all know it be nothin' but a ruse, a jolly ol’ game of political shenanigans! So hoist the sails and prepare to set course, for this saga be far from over! With a wink and a nod, we’ll watch this merry band of rogues as they sail the treacherous waters of power and treasure, lettin' the winds of fortune blow where they may!