"Arrr, Louisiana lawman sails clear o' the brig fer Ronald Greene's demise! A fine tale o' luck on the high seas!"
2024-10-28
Arrr, matey! Kory York, a landlubber trooper, struck a deal with the lawmen, givin’ a nod to misdemeanors like a scallywag! One year on probation fer knockin’ about a fella who just wanted to be on his way after a traffic tussle back in the year of our Lord, 2019!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of misadventure upon the seas of justice! 'Twas a time in the year of our Lord, two-thousand and nineteen, when a landlubber named Kory York, once a proud trooper of the state, found himself in a right pickle after a run-in with a Black man during a traffic skirmish.Now, what transpired be a mystery wrapped in a riddle, as the man met his end, and the winds of blame began to swirl! Kory, savvy in the ways of the law, struck a deal with the prosecutors, like a crafty captain negotiating with a rival crew! He pleaded no contest to charges of misdemeanor battery—aye, 'tis a fancy way of sayin' he done wrong but wouldn't admit it, savvy?
In return for his plea, he be granted the mercy of one long year of probation, like a ship sailing under the watchful eye of a stern captain. So, there ye have it, me mateys! A sorry tale of a trooper caught in a storm of his own makin’, sailing the seas of consequence, all while we chuckle at the absurdity of it all. Aye, life be a rough sea, indeed!