Arrr, the Colts be ponderin' their matey, Anthony! "We'll see if he be fit to sail against the Vikings!"
2024-10-28
Arrr, the Colts be proclaiming young Anthony Richardson as their captain o’ the ship come Monday! But Coach Steichen be sayin’ to the scallywags, "We be weighin’ anchor on that decision ‘til Week 9!" Aye, a fine bit o' treasure huntin' for a quarterback, it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn about the landlubber quarterback of the Indianapolis Colts, Anthony Richardson—who recently found himself plundered by fatigue in a clash against the Houston Texans. After he threw in the towel, Coach Shane Steichen be ponderin' who'll be at the helm come Week 9 against the fearsome Minnesota Vikings.Now, Richardson, the prized treasure of the last draft, be hangin' by a thread, with the salty sea dog Joe Flacco ready to take the wheel if need be. When asked if Anthony still be the captain of the ship, Steichen spoke in riddles, sayin', "Aye, for now," but his gaze was fixed on the horizon of evaluations.
So far, Richardson's second voyage in the NFL be naught but a series of storms—completing a measly 44.4% of his passes, and tossin' more picks than a pirate tosses back a bad bottle of rum. His stats be lookin' like a bilge rat's map, with four touchdowns to seven interceptions and only a single 69-yard beauty to his name!
As Flacco stands ready to sail the seas if needed, the question remains: Will Richardson find his sea legs, or will he be cast off into the depths of the bench? Arrr, only time will tell!