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"Ye scallywags! Bosa’s battlin’ for Trump while the landlubbers be havin’ a right fit on the 'net!"

2024-10-28

Arrr, matey! Nick Bosa, the burly sea dog o’ the San Francisco 49ers, be throwin’ his anchor with Trump, much to the crew’s dismay! The social media seas be churnin’ like a tempest, with scallywags shoutin’ and a-frothin’! Avast, what a merry hullabaloo it be!

Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ the gridiron treasure, as the mighty San Francisco 49ers be sailin’ high seas after a grand victory over those scurvy Dallas Cowboys, 30-24! The hero o’ the day, Nick Bosa, be not just a fierce defender, but also a lively supporter o’ the former captain of the ship, President Trump. After the clash, he brandished a fine white hat that shouted “Make America Great Again” louder than a cannon blast!

Bosa, sly as a fox, crept up whilst Brock Purdy was yarnin’ with a fair lass from NBC. With a cheeky grin, he pointed at his prized hat, stirrin’ up a tempest on the social seas! He had nary a word to say ‘bout his hat but deemed it an important time – whatever that means, savvy?

Social media erupted like a barrel o’ gunpowder, with this becomin' one of the few instances o' ye NFL players openly supportin’ a presidential candidate this season. Meanwhile, Bosa be sportin' a solid performance with three tackles and a sack, showing he’s a beast both on and off the field. The lad has been a Trump fan since before he donned the NFL colors, cleansin’ his social account to avoid the wrath o’ the city! What a tale, eh? Yarrr!

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