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Arrr, in the year of our Lord 2024, Trump sails with families, while Harris hoists the flag for the teachers' crew!

2024-10-28

Arrr, matey! In the grand sea o’ politics, Trump be givin' parents the helm while Kamala be shackled to the teacher's crew! The wind be blowin' in Trump’s favor, as many a landlubber’s eyes be opened during the plague! Who knew the unions be fishin' for power? Ha!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand tussle o' ideas 'twixt Donald Trump, the blustery captain of parental choice, and Kamala Harris, the loyal crew member to the teachers' union ship! Aye, 'tis a tempest of opinions!

In the stormy seas of education policy, Trump be sharin' the treasure with parents, lettin' 'em steer their own ships in the vast ocean of learning. Meanwhile, Harris be clingin' to the teachers' unions like a barnacle to a ship's hull, servin' their interests like a good first mate. But, blow me down! The tides have turned, and many a pollin' shows the good folk be favorin' Trump’s course after years of the Democrats claimin' the helm in education!

The great pandemic be like a kraken, draggin' many into the depths of realization. Folks be seein' the unions and their landlubber allies showin' their true colors—more interested in their own gold than the young scallywags they be teachin'! So, the seas be roilin' with discontent, and the crew be ponderin' who truly has their best interests at heart. Let the games of education commence, me hearties! Arrr!

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