Arrr, Trump be sayin’ he’s all fer givin’ doubloons to those scallywags care for the landlubbers! Ho ho!
2024-10-28
Arrr, mateys! Trump be blabbin' 'bout givin' doubloons to those landlubbers tendin' to their kin. “Aye, 'tis time to hoist 'em up!” he cackled. “They be the unsung heroes, always in the shadows!” Even that lass Kamala be tossin' in her two cents fer eldercare! A right merry hullabaloo, I say!
Arrr mateys! It be Donald Trump, the captain of the landlubbers, makin’ waves in the world of taxes! Aye, he be offerin’ a treasure chest of gold for those scallywags who be takin’ care of their aged parents or loved ones. Aye, it be a proposal he never spoke of before, like a ship lost at sea, but now he be hoistin’ the flag high and callin’ for recognition!“It’s about time that they were recognized, right?” he be bellowin’ like a mighty sea captain. “These fine souls be addin’ so much to our fine nation, yet they be as invisible as a ghost ship on a foggy night!” He swears they shall no longer be left in the dark like a barnacle-covered hull!
And lo! Not to be outdone, the fierce Vice President Kamala Harris be throwin’ her own cannonball into the fray, callin’ for a new Medicare treasure to help with in-home eldercare. Aye, health aides be sailin’ into the sunset, ready to lend a hand to those in need!
So hoist the sails, me hearties! 'Tis a fine time for all ye caregivers to be recognized and rewarded for yer hard work, for the tides be turnin' in yer favor!