Ahoy! In a squall of a poll, half o' landlubbers be callin' Trump a scurvy fascist ‘fore Kelly's cannonball truth!
2024-10-28
Arrr matey! A fresh poll be showin’ that half o’ the scallywags in the land reckon ol' Trump be a fascist, even some of his own crew! Meanwhile, only a scant 23 percent say the same o’ our dear Vice President Harris. And blow me down, Trump be sayin’ Hitler did a few "good deeds!" Aye, what a hullabaloo!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round, for I bring ye tidings from the treacherous seas of American polls! Aye, a recent survey from the esteemed ABC News be tellin’ us that half of the hearty souls in the good ol' US of A reckon that the former captain of the ship, one Donald Trump, be a “fascist.” Blimey! Even a fair number of his own crew, the Republicans, be noddin’ their heads in agreement!But wait, there be more! Only a scant 23 percent of the scallywags think Vice President Kamala Harris be cut from the same cloth. And mark ye the date, for just this week, a tale be unfurlin’ that’ll shiver yer timbers! Former First Mate John Kelly recorded a yarn where the infamous Trump be chattin’ about that dastardly Nazi leader, Adolf Hitler, sayin’ he did “some good things.” Arrr, what a jolly ol’ mess!
So, me hearties, as we sail through this storm of political shenanigans, keep yer eyes peeled and yer rum close! For the seas of democracy be murky, and ye never know when a “fascist” might be lurkin’ just beyond the horizon!