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Arrr! The judge be sayin' the sea dog ain't a scallywag, just fightin' for his good name 'gainst CNN!

2024-10-28

Arrr, matey! The court be sayin' that brave sailor Zachary Young ain't no scallywag, despite the yarns spun by that cursed CNN! He claims they painted him as a villain, claimin' he plundered while helpin' folks escape the stormy seas of Afghanistan. A right laugh, I tell ye!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a legal battle most curious! On the day of the ruling, a wise judge of the land did declare that Zachary Young, a noble U.S. Navy veteran, be no scallywag or criminal, contrary to the raucous tales spun by the scurvy dogs at CNN.

Young, the captain of a fine vessel named Nemex Enterprises Inc., beclaimin' that the cursed network did smear his good name, suggestin' that he and his crew profited unlawfully whilst helpin' those poor souls flee the treacherous shores of Afghanistan during the chaotic Biden withdrawal of 2021. Aye, the man be feelin' as wronged as a pirate without his rum!

In the grand court of law, the judge found no treason in Young's actions, much to the chagrin of the landlubbers at CNN, who sailed too close to the wind with their accusations. So raise the flag of justice, me mateys, for it seems that Captain Young be exonerated, and the high seas of his reputation remain unscathed—at least until the next squall comes blowin' in!

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