Arrr! Trump trinkets be sailin’ past Harris wares faster than a ship in a storm, as the vote nears!
2024-10-28
Arrr! A merry tale from the sea of commerce! An Omnisend scroll be revealin' that the trinkets for Captain Trump be sailin' the high seas of popularity, outpacing those for Lady Harris since she hoisted her colors in the race. Yo ho, the tides be favorin' the bold!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales o’ the grand election merch bounty o’ 2024! A survey from the realm of Omnisend reveals a treasure trove of sales on the Amazon seas. It be found that the gold from pro-Trump wares be a staggering five times that of the fair Harris! Aye, from April to September, ye could find a whopping $140 million in Trump booty, while Harris be left with a mere $26 million in her treasure chest.In the fabled month of July, when Trump faced a rogue gunman at a rally, his merch sales soared to $41.6 million! But fear not for Harris, for she be just stepping aboard the campaign ship in July and her sales still showed promise. By August and September, the gap widened like a ship’s sail in a strong wind, with Trump raking in $27.86 million and $31.89 million, compared to Harris’ $11.52 million and $10.43 million.
Ah, flags and MAGA hats be the gold doubloons of Trump merchandise, with flags alone makin' $40 million! Even Walker’s earmuffs, emblazoned with Trump’s mark, made a tidy sum of $3 million! With 58% o’ scallywags seekin’ to buy political trinkets, the seas be ripe for merchin’! So hoist the colors and let the sales begin, for this election be a true treasure hunt! Yarrr!