Arrr! Gisele’s belly be swellin’, expectin’ a wee matey with her new swashbuckler after partin’ ways with Cap’n Brady!
2024-10-28
Arrr, matey! Gisele Bündchen be with child again, makin’ it her third, this time with the swashbucklin’ jiu-jitsu master, Joaquim Valente! Aye, the seas of parenthood be callin’ once more! Hope the little scallywag knows how to fight before he even be hatched!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags and hear the tale of the fine lass, Gisele Bündchen, who be expectin' a wee one! Aye, this buxom Brazilian beauty, now 44 years of age, be preparin' to welcome her third briny babe into the world with her new matey, Joaquim Valente, the jujitsu whiz. Shiver me timbers, they be all aflutter like a flag in a strong gale, ready to set sail on this new adventure!Once, she shared her treasure of two young buccaneers with the infamous Tom Brady, a retired NFL captain, but those seas turned stormy, and they parted ways in October of the year of our lord 2022. Gisele now has her sights set on co-parentin' with the ol' quarterback while addin' another hatchling to her crew!
But alas, the lass didn't make it to the grand Victoria's Secret fashion show this year, where she once strutted like a queen of the high seas! Though the tides of time have changed her course, she be sailin' onward with a heart full of hope and dreams for her lil' treasure. So raise a mug of grog to Gisele and Joaquim, may their ship be full of joy and swab the deck with love! Arrr!