Arrr, it be said the Iranian scallywags swung a Californian matey amidst their execution frolics: "Regime’s got blood on their hands!"
2024-10-28
Arrr, matey! The Islamic Republic of Iran be on a right spree, sendin’ dissenters to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, they be the scourge of the seas, best known fer servin’ up terror like fine rum. Beware, ye scallywags, for the gallows be a-waitin’!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe from the treacherous shores of Iran! The dastardly regime there executed one Jamshid Sharmahd, a salty journalist and critic of the crown, casting him into Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 69! This scallywag hailed from California, livin' the good life and followin' the rules, but alas, fell victim to the clutches of the Iranian tyrants.His daughter, a fine lass named Gazelle, wailed that her father was unjustly scapegoated, accused of foul deeds he didn't commit, all while havin' a heart set on the good ol' U.S. of A.! The regime claimed he was in league with the nefarious spies of the U.S. and Israel, but even the sea monsters know that be a tall tale! Critics be raisin' their voices, sayin’ the Biden crew left Sharmahd high and dry, just as the pesky Germans turned away, lettin' this poor soul rot in a pit of despair.
Ahoy, this tale of injustice speaks to the heart of a pirate! If we remain silent, more innocent souls shall walk the plank! So, let’s hoist the sails, unite against tyranny, and make the world aware of the treachery afoot on the high seas of politics!