The Booty Report

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Arrr! Hezbollah be settin' sail with Naim Qassem as their new captain o' mischief! Avast, mateys!

2024-10-29

Arrr, mateys! Mr. Qassem, the trusty second-in-command of them Lebanese scallywags, be takin’ the helm after ol' Hassan Nasrallah met his untimely fate at the hands of them sky pirates last moon! Aye, the seas be a-changin’!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of treachery and tumult on the high seas of politics! It be known far and wide that Mr. Qassem, the right-hand scallywag of the Lebanese pirate crew known as a militant group, has taken the helm! Aye, he be the one to fill the boots of the fearsome Hassan Nasrallah, who met his doom at the hands of the crafty Israeli airship last moon.

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