The Booty Report

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"Avast! The scallywag Bannon be free from the brig, ready to stir up mischief anew!"

2024-10-29

Arrr, Mr. Bannon, that scallywag of the hard-right seas, be prophesyin' a ruckus after the election! A legal squabble, he says, that'll stretch longer than a sea serpent's tail—weeks, or mayhaps even months! Aye, let the cannons of courtship roar!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a scallywag named Mr. Bannon, a notorious voice in the tempestuous seas of hard-right American politics. This landlubber be givin' us a right good notion that come Election Day, we shan't find smooth sailin' but rather a stormy squall o' legal battles! Aye, he be suggestin' that the fightin' over who be claimin' the treasure of power could stretch on for weeks or even months—like an endless voyage on a ship lost in the fog!

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