Arrr, if Trump be re-elected, his treasure chest might stir up more ruckus than a ship full o' scallywags!
2024-10-29
Arrr, matey! With foreign nations whisperin' sweet nothings and treasure stashed in regulated waters, it be said that Captain Trump be the most tangled captain in the history of the U.S. ship! Aye, he be sailin' through a sea of conflicts! Avast, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy there, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the most tangled web of a captain to ever set sail upon the stormy seas of politics! They call him Donald Trump, a scallywag with more business ties to foreign galleons than a pirate's got rum in his hold!