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Avast, matey! Rumor be true: the wee Mac mini be smaller, sportin' M4 and a jolly memory surprise! Arrr!

2024-10-29

Ahoy, matey! Crave ye more RAM for yer wee Mac mini? Rejoice! We be havin’ jolly tidings ‘bout a spruced-up contraption, lookin’ as snug as a treasure chest, spied in some sneaky snapshots from Amazon’s depths! Yarrr, it be compact indeed!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I be spillin' the beans on the latest contraption from the good ship Apple – the Mac mini with a mysterious M4 processor! Rumor has it this treasure may be unveiled today or perchance tomorrow, but Amazon's already let slip the juicy details, savvy?

This compact beast be sportin' both M4 and M4 Pro CPUs, makin' it as fast as a sea breeze with 14 cores and a 20-core GPU. And forget the 32GB RAM of yore; ye can now load it up to a whopping 64GB, if the fates be kind! Storage remains stout at a hearty 8TB, fer those who hoard data like gold doubloons.

Rumors suggest this fine vessel be more portable than the last, sportin' two USB-C ports at the front and three in the rear – a total of five ports fer all yer plunder! And what’s this? A blurry pic hintin’ at a headphone jack or a power button, but who can tell through the fog?

So grab yer compasses, landlubbers, the Mac mini M4 be settin' sail soon, and I reckon it’ll be a sight worth beholding in all its silver glory! Yarrr! Let the tech seas be ever in yer favor!

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