Arrr! Doc Rivers be sayin’ Trump’s MSG shindig be a right dreadful spectacle, like a kraken with a hangover!
2024-10-28
Arrr, matey! Milwaukee's captain, Coach Doc Rivers, be callin' former Captain Trump’s New York shindig "a right calamity" in a jumbled speech on Monday! Aye, the words were as tangled as a sailor's knots, but the jest be clear—'twas a ruckus of a rally, fer sure!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! In yon fair city of Milwaukee, the Bucks’ captain, Doc Rivers, be blastin' the former sea-dog President Trump’s rally at Madison Square Garden as "atrocious," aye! Just days after his crew suffered a mighty defeat against the Nets, Rivers couldn’t help but take a jab at the grand show across the river."If ye laid yer eyes on that rabble at the Garden, ye’d be scratchin' yer noggin too!" he exclaimed, wonderin’ why a staggering 80 million souls voted against the fella in his last race. "It be a mystery, I tell ye! But mark me words, we need to get our mates to the polls!" Rivers lamented, speakin’ of the travesty for all those swabs of color who be affected by the shenanigans.
His words came hot on the heels of him throwin' his support behind Vice President Kamala Harris, playin' the field like a true strategist. Even the legendary Gregg Popovich joined the fray, likenin' Trump's ways to a crafty scam artist, a right swindler, indeed! So, hoist the sails and make sure ye vote, lest ye be led astray by these landlubbers! Yarrr!