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Arrr, be this shiny treasure chest our future home whilst we sail the cosmic seas?

2024-10-29

Arrr, matey! Tech wizard Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be spoutin' tales of Vast's Haven-1, settin' sail in 2025! It be turnin’ space livin’ into a grand ol’ adventure with a design fit fer a landlubber's comfort. Avast, the stars be callin’!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a grand venture into the cosmic blue: the Haven-1! This be not yer ordinary space rig, but a fine vessel crafted by the clever lads at Vast, ready to hoist anchor when the ol’ International Space Station retires by 2030. Aye, it be time fer a new way to live and toil among the stars!

Haven-1 be a sight for sore eyes, sleek and snug, designed not just for workin' but fer relaxin’ too! With fine maple wood interior, it be warmer than a pirate’s heart on a sunny day. Each crew member shall have their own cozy quarters, complete with the magic of SpaceX Starlink to keep in touch with landlubbers back home. And let’s not forget the grand Common Area, where ye can enjoy a view of Earth through a mighty domed window while munchin’ on yer hardtack.

In the heart o’ this floating abode lies a lab, the first of its kind for microgravity experiments, where inventions can bloom like seaweed in the tide. Aye, Vast aims to launch this beauty by 2025, with dreams of makin’ it a hub for greater ventures in the decades to come. So, ye salty sea dogs, would ye take to the stars aboard Haven-1, or prefer to keep yer feet firmly planted on solid ground? Arrr!

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