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Arrr! Jay Johnston, matey from Bob’s Burgers, be locked in the brig for a year fer raisin’ a ruckus at the Capitol!

2024-10-29

Arrr, mateys! Comedian Jay Johnston be walkin' the plank to a year and a day in the federal brig fer meddlin' with the law when that raucous mob stormed the Capitol! This scallywag's been bouncin' in Hollywood since the '90s, but now he’s outta work on the Bob's Burgers ship!

Arrr! Jay Johnston, matey from Bob’s Burgers, be locked in the brig for a year fer raisin’ a ruckus at the Capitol!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye a tale o' the notorious Jay Johnston, a jester o' the silver screen, who found himself in a right pickle after joinin' the ruckus at the Capitol back on that fateful day, January the 6th. Aye, this scallywag has been sentenced to a year and a day in the brig, a punishment fit fer a landlubber who dared to cross the law!

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