Arrr! California's job bounties be plundered by 30%! Unemployment sails high, second worst on the seven seas!
2024-10-29
Arrr, matey! Job openings in California sank like a rotten ship, droppin' near 30%! The land o' gold be second-worst for scallywags lookin' for work. Blame it on that $20 minimum wage for grub slingers! Aye, the job count be a sorry tale indeed!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round and lend me yer ear! It seems the Golden State, that land of sunshine and surfboards, be sinkin’ like a ship full o’ cannonballs! Job openings there be droppin’ faster than a pirate's treasure chest when the kraken be near. Aye, a mighty plunge of nearly 30% be recorded over the past year, leavin’ many a scallywag without a means to fill their rum barrels and buy their sea biscuits.As the winds of misfortune blow, California’s unemployment rate be risin’ to the second-worst in the seven seas! Why, just last August, there were 641,000 jobs to be had—down from a grand 920,000 the year before! What manner of sorcery be this? They say it be the doing of some landlubber politicians who thought it wise to raise the minimum wage for fast food workers to a hefty $20 in April. Aye, such bold moves can leave a hearty crew in the lurch!
So, me hearties, as we sail through these treacherous waters, keep a weather eye open and a tankard full, for the tides of fortune be ever changin’! Raise yer mugs to the hilarity and chaos that be the Golden State’s job market!