Arrr! The Israeli sea dogs scuttled the UNRWA ship for harborin' terrorists, and now they be swimmin' in a storm o' scorn!
2024-10-29
Arrr, matey! This new law be tryin’ to cut the cord with UNRWA, much to the chagrin of the U.S. and the world’s crew. Them bills be settin’ sail to sink a pact made back in ’67! Blow me down, what a ruckus!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of the Israeli Knesset, who’ve swung their swords and struck down the UN’s Relief and Works Agency fer the Palestine Refugees, claimin’ it be a nest o’ scallywags linked to terror! Yulia Malinovsky, a bold member of the crew from Yisrael Beiteinu, rejoiced, sayin' the iron curtain’s fallen on this nefarious organization they’ve battled fer nigh a year!With a hearty vote of 92 to 10, the Knesset passed two bills, sinkin’ the old agreement made back in 1967 that allowed this rogue agency to roam freely in their waters. Reports o’ UNRWA bein’ infiltrated by Hamas had the Knesset shiverin’ in their boots, spurred on by evidence of treachery linked to the recent attacks. Even the mighty Biden-Harris crew raised their voices, warnin’ o’ dire consequences for the poor souls reliant on UNRWA’s services!
As the Knesset set sail on this controversial course, international uproar erupted like a storm on the high seas, with nations like Spain and Ireland callin’ foul. UN bigwigs warned this be a dangerous precedent! Will this tale end in calamity or a fair wind? Only time will tell, savvy!