"New ships, swashbucklin' face paint, and a belly-floppin' drop: The U.S. Army readies fer a tussle with Chiny!"
2024-10-29
Arrr, the lumberin' landlubber Army be hopin' to sprout wings an' sail swift-like to Asia, if the winds of trouble blow! But, mark me words, 'tis a perilous endeavor, like tryin’ to dance a jig while walkin’ the plank! Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the grand ol' Army, that lumberin' beast o' a crew, tryin' to fit itself into the spiffy threads o' quickness! Aye, they be lookin’ to scurry across the seven seas to Asia faster than a seagull spots a fish feast! But let me tell ye, ‘tis a dangerous business indeed! Like walkin' a plank with a belly full o' rum!